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ZURICH (Reuters)
Eight tons of beer spilled onto a highway
linking the Swiss cities of Basle and
Zurich Friday after two
trucks crashed head-on.
The entire load of beer from one of the trucks cascaded onto the
road after the accident and police closed the highway toward
Zurich, the Swiss news agency SDA said. The driver of one of the
vehicles was injured and taken to hospital.
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