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ATLANTA, Georgia - While traveling through Atlanta to scope out the city for filming his TV series "COPS," producer Murray Jordan was arrested for drunk driving. He was reportedly stopped by officers after making an illegal turn in a rental car. During a sobriety test, police say he was not able to recite the alphabet or stand on one leg for more than a second. After his arrest, he posted a $1,000 bond and was released his own recognizance. Ironically, Jordan's itinerary included a meeting with the Atlanta Police Department later in his trip.
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TEKE
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Anonymous Goofball
(04.16.2001 3:11:43 PM EST)
Good i'm glad that nosy dude got in trouble.
I wish they would have shown that on TV!!!!!
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TheBrat
(04.16.2001 12:26:39 PM EST)
What happened to Goofball News? Why was it gone for so long?
...whacha gonna do, whacha gonna do when they come for YOU?
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LMAO@beckdaddy
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malcom
(04.14.2001 9:07:19 PM EST)
I'd like to see that!
What a dumbass
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beckdaddy
(04.14.2001 2:32:03 AM EST)
hypocrit!! I hope a camera crew was riding along for the arrest!!
Nice shot!
1rst
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Anonymous Goofball
(04.14.2001 0:35:58 AM EST)
eat it
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