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'COPS' Producer Is A Real 'Bad Boy' Himself

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 04/14/2001
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ATLANTA, Georgia - While traveling through Atlanta to scope out the city for filming his TV series "COPS," producer Murray Jordan was arrested for drunk driving. He was reportedly stopped by officers after making an illegal turn in a rental car. During a sobriety test, police say he was not able to recite the alphabet or stand on one leg for more than a second. After his arrest, he posted a $1,000 bond and was released his own recognizance. Ironically, Jordan's itinerary included a meeting with the Atlanta Police Department later in his trip.

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    TEKE (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (04.16.2001 3:11:43 PM EST)

    Good i'm glad that nosy dude got in trouble.
    I wish they would have shown that on TV!!!!!

    ? (0 replies)
    started by TheBrat
    (04.16.2001 12:26:39 PM EST)

    What happened to Goofball News? Why was it gone for so long?

    Woo-hoo!!!!!!!!! (0 replies)
    started by Briredfern
    (04.15.2001 3:00:28 PM EST)

    Bizarre news is back!!!!!

    I smell like a hippy in this outfit......

    Bad boy, bad boy... (1 reply)
    started by OliverClozoff
    (04.14.2001 11:10:49 PM EST)

    ...whacha gonna do, whacha gonna do when they come for YOU?

    President, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists

    LMAO@beckdaddy (0 replies)
    started by malcom
    (04.14.2001 9:07:19 PM EST)

    I'd like to see that!

    What a dumbass (0 replies)
    started by beckdaddy
    (04.14.2001 2:32:03 AM EST)

    hypocrit!! I hope a camera crew was riding along for the arrest!!

    Nice shot!

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    (04.14.2001 0:35:58 AM EST)

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