BUSH: "First of all, Cinco de Mayo is not the independence day. That's dieciseis de Septiembre, and ..." MATTHEWS: "What's that in English?" BUSH: "Fifteenth of September." (Dieciseis de Septiembre = Sept. 16)-Hardball, MSNBC, May 31, 2000
"It's basically the same, just darker." Alan Kulwicki, stock car racer, on racing Saturday nights as opposed to Sunday afternoons (1991)
#88 A ten gallon hat holds less then one gallon of liquid.
Yo Mama ...
is so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Q: Why is being in the military like a blowjob? A: The closer you get to discharge,
ATLANTA, Georgia - While traveling through Atlanta to scope out the city for filming his TV series "COPS," producer Murray Jordan was arrested for drunk driving. He was reportedly stopped by officers after making an illegal turn in a rental car. During a sobriety test, police say he was not able to recite the alphabet or stand on one leg for more than a second. After his arrest, he posted a $1,000 bond and was released his own recognizance. Ironically, Jordan's itinerary included a meeting with the Atlanta Police Department later in his trip.
What a dumbass
(04.14.2001 2:32:03 AM EST)
hypocrit!! I hope a camera crew was riding along for the arrest!!
(04.14.2001 0:35:58 AM EST)
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