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A flock of sheep charged a British farmer's wife bringing them food and pushed her over a cliff to her
death.
Betty Stobbs, 67, had taken a bale of hay on the back of a power bike to feed the animals grazing in a field overlooking a disused quarry. The sheep rushed forward and jumped up onto the vehicle, knocking the bike and its rider over the edge of the quarry near Durham, north-east England.
``I saw the sheep surround the bike. The next thing she was tumbling down the incline,'' neighbor Alan Renfry told reporters. Stobbs died when the bike fell on top of her.
I guess they were sick of eating the same thing every day.
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The sheep
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BriRedfern
(01.29.2001 9:45:48 AM EST)
Are taking over!!!!!! Good news for Roger....
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FIRST! HA HA!
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Anonymous Goofball
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IM FIRST COS no-one else was interested enought
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