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Cheerleaders Arrested Following Bathroom Sex

By: tjsherePublished: 11/07/2005
 
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Two Carolina Panthers cheerleaders who allegedly were having sex with each other in a bathroom stall at a Tampa, Fla., nightclub were arrested and charged early Sunday following a run-in with patrons and police.

According to a police report obtained by the CBS TV affiliate in Tampa and the Charlotte Observer, Angela Ellen Keathley and Renee Thomas were arrested following an incident at Banana Joe's, in Tampa's Channelside district, at 2:10 a.m. ET.

In the police report, witnesses claimed Thomas and Keathley were having sex with each other in a stall when other patrons grew angry that the two were taking so long in the bathroom.

Another woman waiting to use the bathroom got into an argument with the two, and Thomas hit that person in the face, according to details of the report posted on TampaBay10.com, the CBS TV affiliate's Web site.

Keathley, who was escorted from the nightclub, was so drunk she could barely stand, the report said. Police described Keathley as rude and belligerent with police.

When Thomas was arrested, she gave police the name of another Panthers cheerleader -- Kristen Lanier Owen, the Observer and TampaBay10.com reported. Thomas, who was charged with one count of battery, might face additional charges for lying to police, once they confirm her identity.

Keathley was charged with disorderly conduct and obstructing or opposing an officer.

Other Panthers cheerleaders bailed Thomas and Keathley out of Hillsborough County jail later Sunday morning, TampaBay10.com reported.

The cheerleaders made the trip to Tampa on their own -- the squad performs on the sideline only at home games. Panthers officials at Sunday afternoon's game said they were aware of the report, but declined further comment when contacted by the Observer.

According to the Panthers' official team Web site on NFL.com, Keathley is a registered nurse and second-year member of the TopCats. Thomas is listed as a student at the University of North Carolina-Charlotte and first-year member of the cheerleading squad.

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    uhmm (0 replies)
    started by leadj
    (11.18.2005 9:01:24 AM EST)

    sometimes i hate this counrty. People CALLED police about to ladies having sex...this is just as bad as those high school kids who told on there teachers that they had sex with.....ASSHOLES!

    Reality is an Illusion Caused by Lack of Alcohol.

    Are there any two words (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (11.11.2005 11:32:40 AM EST)


    In the English language that go together better than "lesbian" and "cheerleaders"?

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    A TJ Submission !!! (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (11.08.2005 1:39:31 AM EST)


    Those are rare these days...

    It's a goodie too.

    Man I would have loved to have been a fly on that bathroom stall...

    ^5 x 3

    I just saw this... (0 replies)  
    started by michaelcarl
    (11.07.2005 4:54:31 PM EST)

    and those girl's could cheer for team"Member"anytime!

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