"But I also made it clear to (Vladimir Putin) that it's important to think beyond the old days of when we had the concept that if we blew each other up, the world would be safe." -George W. Bush, May 1, 2001
Random Quote
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." — Rodney Dangerfield
Snapple Facts
#6 A honey bee can fly at 15mph.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, "Place Your Ad Here" is printed on each of her butt cheeks.
One Liners
Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A: You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
China
- Chinese doctors crafted a new penis for a boy whose penis was bitten off while he was petting a donkey. The elated boy was happy he is able to urinate normally for the first time since the accident earlier
this year.
You must register to participate in this discussion.
That's why....
(0 replies)
started by
BriRedfern
(01.17.2001 9:57:07 AM EST)
You keep your dick away from asses.
Child naked near a donkey?
(1 reply)
started by
BALLS47
(11.30.2000 10:54:58 AM EST)
Why did a kid have his dick out around a donkey in the rirst place?
That is the qestion we should be asking ourselves.
huh?
(0 replies)
started by
chorze
(09.30.2000 7:35:03 PM EST)
I thought donkeys didn't eat meat?!
Chineee Penis Kick Ass!!!
(0 replies)
started by
Anonymous Goofball
(09.07.2000 3:23:13 PM EST)
Go Chinee Go Chinee! Poor boy got his chinese wiener bitten off. He musta been beetin off. hyuk hyuk.
Penis Boy AKA SPAZ.
(0 replies)
started by
emt241141
(06.24.2000 9:15:36 PM EST)
1! what was a child doing near a cock eating donkey w/o supervision?!.
& 2! why hasen't this cock eating donkey been caught or killed.
&3! OPIE & ANTHONEY BETTER KEEP SPAZ FROM THIS COCK DEVOURING DONKEY AS THEY SHOULD HAVE THE TOMATO.
Michael A Salvo
Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.
Man Who Threw Feces In CA Courtroom Gets 31 Years A man who sneaked a bag of his feces into a San Diego courtroom during his home-invasion robbery trial, smeared it on his lawyer and threw it at jurors has been sentenced to 31 years in prison.
10.28.2009
Man Charged After Passing Gas Toward Cop A West Virginia man who police said passed gas and fanned it toward a patrolman has been charged with battery on a police officer ...
09.29.2008
Woman Kills Husband With Folding Couch St Petersburg's Channel Five said the man's wife, upset with her husband for being drunk and refusing to get up, kicked a handle after an argument, activating a mechanism that folds the couch up against a wall.
08.09.2008
Two Years Ago
Man Caught Trying To Have Sex With Bicycle They used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the accused wearing only a white T-shirt, naked from the waist down. The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex."
11.19.2007
Thank You Science Researchers at Granada University in Spain said drinking beer after strenuous physical activity can be beneficial for the body. The scientists said their study found beer can help dehydrated people retain liquid better than water alone ...
11.03.2007
