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like acidinterval said..
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suicideking
(05.15.2002 1:51:35 PM EST)
probably meant to be picked up later that day or something...good way to move drugs, but don't just leave it out on the street...lol
No good
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started by
tjshere
(05.14.2002 6:47:10 AM EST)
That couch would be hard as a rock.
Never fear.....TJ's here!
Im sure..
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started by
acidinterval
(05.14.2002 3:14:21 AM EST)
it was men't to be picked up by someone else, but the idiot was to stoned to remember when the salvage workers were comming.
Will the owner
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started by
marvin
(05.14.2002 2:47:53 AM EST)
please form an orderly queue to reclaim their property ?
is some poor slob is gonna be wearing cement shoes over this one.
Just protecting my sheep
holy shit!
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started by
razor696
(05.13.2002 5:17:03 PM EST)
they jacked my couch!!
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