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Come Back For Arrest Tomorrow, Cops Tell Bank Robber

By: AnonymousPublished: 11/28/2004
 
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ALBANY, New Zealand - An Albany man turned himself into police after seeing himself on TV news robbing a bank but was turned away by officers who told him to come back the next day, police said yesterday.

Albany resident Darrell Lewis, 40, surrendered to police hours after his November 1 holdup of a downtown bank but was told to come back the next day to be arrested.

Lewis went to a different station the following day and was charged with robbery, Albany police spokesman Jimmy Miller said.

The incident has prompted an internal investigation.

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    it's new zealand (0 replies)
    started by simonsez
    (11.28.2004 9:53:01 PM EST)


    enuff said


    Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
    well (0 replies)  
    started by bigjohn2
    (11.28.2004 9:33:17 AM EST)

    he did come back they knew he was an honest man....lmfao

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