"If you want to build a big project and you can't get insurance because of what the terrorists have done for America, you can put the project aside." Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "George W. Bush Participates in Rally at Oakland County Airport," Oct. 14, 2002
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"I spilled spot remover on my dog...now he's gone." — Steven Wright, Comedian
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#196 If you doubled one penny enery day for 30 days, you would have $5, 368, 709. 12#197 The first person crossed Niagra Falls by tightrope in 1859.
Yo Mama ...
so stupid she cooked her own complimentary breakfast.
One Liners
Q: What do you call a virgin on a waterbed? A: A cherry float.
I want to know ow are they going to punish someone for
breaking this law.
Lanjaron, Spain (AP) - Tongue planted firmly in cheek, the
mayor has banned death. He feels the local cemetary is too
crowded for a soul to get decent eternal rest.
So the 4,000 residents of this village in the Granada
province of southern Spain should remain alive while municipal
officials shop for land to house a new graveyard, Mayor Jose
Rubio says.
Rubio, 58, issued an edict ordering people "to take utmost
care of their health so they do not die until town hall takes
the necessary steps to acquire land suitable for our deceased to
rest in glory."
R¥äñ (the §üîçïÐê Kïñg)
I'll give you a cookie if you tickle my wookie
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Man Who Threw Feces In CA Courtroom Gets 31 Years A man who sneaked a bag of his feces into a San Diego courtroom during his home-invasion robbery trial, smeared it on his lawyer and threw it at jurors has been sentenced to 31 years in prison.
10.28.2009
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08.09.2008
Two Years Ago
Man Caught Trying To Have Sex With Bicycle They used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the accused wearing only a white T-shirt, naked from the waist down. The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex."
11.19.2007
Thank You Science Researchers at Granada University in Spain said drinking beer after strenuous physical activity can be beneficial for the body. The scientists said their study found beer can help dehydrated people retain liquid better than water alone ...
11.03.2007
I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
Goofball Facts
The top layer of a wedding cake, known as the groom's cake, is usually is a fruit cake so it will last until the couple's first anniversary, when they will eat it.
