"I think we're making progress. We understand where the power of this country lay. It lays in the hearts and souls of Americans. It must lay in our pocketbooks. It lays in the willingness for people to work hard. But as importantly, it lays in the fact that we've got citizens from all walks of life, all political parties, that are willing to say, I want to love my neighbor. I want to make somebody's life just a little bit better." -George W. Bush, April 11, 2001
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LONDON (Reuters) - A British
dog breeder who kept the corpses of dead puppies in her freezer
to later thaw them out and make bogus insurance claims on them
has been sentenced to 18 months in jail, British newspapers
reported.
The 52-year-old woman kept the puppies in labeled plastic bags
in her fridge-freezer among her frozen groceries, the tabloid
Daily Mail reported.
The paper said she used the animals' corpses to make false
insurance claims worth around $785 each, presenting the
defrosted corpses as proof of her claim along with false
veterinary certificates.
The woman had also claimed 1,000 pounds from an insurance
company saying an aggressive Yorkshire Terrier dog had scared
her pet parrot to death, it said.
She admitted to 23 charges of fraud over seven years and was
caught after an anonymous tip-off to police.
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Thank You Science Researchers at Granada University in Spain said drinking beer after strenuous physical activity can be beneficial for the body. The scientists said their study found beer can help dehydrated people retain liquid better than water alone ...
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