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MOSCOW - A drug smuggler died after swallowing three condoms containing 155 grams, or 5.5 ounces, of heroin before flying from Tajikistan to Moscow. The 35-year-old man was sent into a deep coma when one of the condoms
in his stomach of burst. He later died at the hospital. A search of the plane by customs officials uncovered 6.2 kilograms, or 14 lbs, of heroin, mostly concealed in containers of green vegetables. The route linking the Tajik capital Dushanbe and Moscow is a popular one with drug
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Boing!!!!!!
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started by
coupe
(01.19.2001 8:05:56 PM EST)
You are to smoke it !!!!
Don't eat it you Dumass!!!
What a waste of good shit!!!!
To Bad!!
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started by
ToCupid
(06.13.2000 10:26:15 AM EST)
Theres a lesson to be learned here.....never put your trust in condoms!
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