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"Oftentimes, we live in a processed world—you know, people focus on the process and not results." —Bush, speaking on the Middle East peace process Source: Public Papers of the Presidents, "Interview With Print Journalists," June 2, 2003
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"We can't win at home. We can't win on the road. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play."
— Pat Williams, Orlando Magic general manager, on his team's 7-27 record. (1992)
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#152 In 1985, the fastest bicyclist was clocked at 154 mph.
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is so hairy she look like she got Buckwheat in a headlock.
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Q: How do you stop a Taliban tank?
A: Shoot the guy pushing it!
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 Drunken Elephants Trample 4 to Death | | By: Dirk Steele | Published: 11/07/1999 | | |  |
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I once got an elephant drunk. She still wouldn't put
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Gauhati, India (AP) — Wild elephants broke into a cluster of
thatched huts, guzzled rice beer fermenting in casks and then
tore the village apart in a drunken rampage, trampling four
people to death and injuring six, a wildlife official said.
The her of 15 elephants descended on the village of
Prajapatibosti, 180 miles east of Gauhati, state capital of
northeastern Assam, elephant expert Kushal Konwar Sharma
said.
The elephants broke into the thatched huts with their trunks
and then began drink the rice beer, Sharma said.
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Cheers.
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Imagine....
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ChaopS
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...the piss they're gonna take...TSUNAMI!!!!!!
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Ugh!
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I'd hate to see their beer shits!I wouldn't suck your cock if I was suffocating and there was oxygen in your balls!!!
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