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Drunken Elephants Trample 4 to Death

By: Dirk SteelePublished: 11/07/1999
 
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I once got an elephant drunk. She still wouldn't put out.

Gauhati, India (AP) — Wild elephants broke into a cluster of thatched huts, guzzled rice beer fermenting in casks and then tore the village apart in a drunken rampage, trampling four people to death and injuring six, a wildlife official said.

The her of 15 elephants descended on the village of Prajapatibosti, 180 miles east of Gauhati, state capital of northeastern Assam, elephant expert Kushal Konwar Sharma said.

The elephants broke into the thatched huts with their trunks and then began drink the rice beer, Sharma said.

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Cheers.

What do elephant's see when they're drunk? (1 reply)
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Pink people?

The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

Imagine.... (0 replies)
started by ChaopS
(11.07.2000 9:04:52 AM EST)

...the piss they're gonna take...TSUNAMI!!!!!!

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started by Boogers4Sale
(11.07.2000 7:31:59 AM EST)

I'd hate to see their beer shits!

I wouldn't suck your cock if I was suffocating and there was oxygen in your balls!!!

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EVERY LIVING CREATURE MUST GET STONED. (DRUNK IN THIS CASE)

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