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Fake Airline Not Going to Take Flight

By: robnoxiousPublished: 06/13/2003
 
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BOSTON - A college freshman created a fake airline that offered bargain-priced tickets on flights between Honolulu and Los Angeles, authorities said.

Luke Thompson, of Yardley, Pa., incorporated Mainline Airways in Pennsylvania, established a business address in the Boston suburb of Wellesley and set up an elaborate Web site, according to Massachusetts Attorney General Thomas Reilly.

Thompson, who attends Babson College in Wellesley, offered fares as low as $89 one way between Los Angeles and Honolulu, Reilly said. Flights were to begin July 3, 2003, but Mainline had neither planes, crews nor the required permits and approvals as recently as a few weeks ago.

Thompson told The Associated Press that the allegations were "absolutely untrue," but he did acknowledge that he was the only person behind the company, other than a consultant and an investor he did not identify.

"We had every intention of doing this operation," he said. "We had 15 airlines we had contacted or were in serious negotiations with, regarding the actual providing of the (air) service."

He offered no details on which airlines were involved.

Thompson's Web site, which has been taken down, described the company's "fleet," outlined various policies and answered travelers' questions.

Reilly won a temporary restraining order Wednesday that keeps Thompson from using any Mainline bank accounts for anything other than providing refunds. A judge in Hawaii last week ordered ticket sales halted.

Thompson faxed letters earlier this week to Hawaii officials, promising refunds by the end of the week to 120 "pre-reservations" and maintaining that Mainline Airways was "only to be the tour operator."

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    Damn scammers (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (06.14.2003 1:51:14 AM EST)

    He's going down! I hope when he gets to prison his cellmate has a schween the size of an airliner.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    LMAO @ Marvin (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (06.13.2003 9:04:36 PM EST)


    Evidently Chelsea doesn't know about this one Marvin... hahahahahahaha

    So why .... (0 replies)  
    started by marvin
    (06.13.2003 6:31:19 PM EST)

    havent I had loads of spam mail advertising this bargain of a lifetime?

    Kiss My Ass ;-)

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