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ATHENS (Reuters)
Angry farmers in Trikala in central
Greece burst through police lines with their pigs to occupy a
bank.
Police failed to prevent the farmers from invading the local
branch office of the Agricultural Bank. Greek television
footage showed weary pigs resting beneath desks.
The farmers were demanding rescheduling of their debts.
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