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Feces Painting Divides Art Lovers

By: PhantomPublished: 07/16/1999
 
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FRANKFURT (Reuters)
German art lovers are turning up their noses at an abstract picture painted with the artist's own feces.

The painting, on display at Frankfurt's Museum of Modern Art, depicts brown, egg-like shapes surrounded by an off-white line. It doesn't smell because it is coated with resin, German tabloid daily newspaper Bild reported.

The 35-year-old artist, Anton Henning, said he had eaten a large meal to give himself sufficient material for the painting.

"It was created in 1995 after I enjoyed a meal of Koenigsberg dumplings, mustard gherkins, beetroot, potatoes, watermelon and lemon juice, Rheingau riesling wine and a big brownie," he told the paper.

Henning guarantees that he did not need to dilute his feces in order to complete his oeuvre.

The picture has suffered a mixed reception. "Yuk, it really makes me want to throw up," one 50-year-old woman told the newspaper.

"It's sick," said a 29-year-old man.

"The colors are fantastic," countered another 50-year-old woman who viewed the painting. "I'd find a space for that in my home."

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    DISGUSTING (0 replies)
    started by RESA517
    (03.09.2001 9:36:55 AM EST)

    THAT WAS SO NASTY! I REALLY DON'T HAVE NOTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT. I'M SPEECHLES

    THIS IS RESA ON THE HOUSE. I'M 5'7 GOLDEN BROWN HAIR BROWN EYES. I'M A COOL PERSON TO GET ALONG WITH UNTIL I GET DOUBLE CROSSED.

    Dumb (0 replies)
    started by yusaku999
    (10.27.2000 0:48:51 AM EST)

    Yeah... that's all we need is another "artist" thinking he/she knows what art is.

    STUPID.

    How the hell did the world end up with soo many stupid people??

    You may refer to me as Emperor Jason. http://msnhomepages.talkcity.com/PassportPl/yusaku999/

    "This art looks like shit!" (0 replies)  
    started by bighock
    (10.22.2000 0:58:24 AM EST)

    I doubt that anyone else will comment on this.

    That which doesn't kill you, makes you stronger.

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