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Florida Government is Looking for Exotic Dancers

By: JerryRiversPublished: 04/23/1999
 
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MIAMI - The state of Florida is advertising for "exotic dancers" willing to work nights, 40 hours a week, for $11 an hour. In the same way it searches for candidates for other hard-to-fill jobs, the Florida government is searching for strippers after a club told state officials it had so much trouble finding dancers it wanted to import foreign workers. The government-posted ad placed in the Palm Beach Post reads:

"Exotic dancer 40 hrs per week, 7pm-3am. Send resume to Dept. of Labor/Bureau of Workforce Program Support."

Under the U.S. Alien Labor Certification Program, designed to protect American workers, Florida must first search locally for job candidates before employers are allowed to import foreigners. Job requirements include:

"Four years experience in the job offered. Perform modern and acrobatic dances, coordinating body movements to musical accompaniment. Choreograph own dance movements."

Editorial Note - Those are tougher requirements then I needed for my job. I never really left a strip club because the dancers lacked experience or weren't good dancers. I thought the requirements were Big Breasts, firm Body ability to steal a guys paycheck when their drunk ?

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