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"I'm a uniter not a divider. That means when it comes time to sew up your chest cavity, we use stitches as opposed to opening it up." -- Bush, on David Letterman, March 2, 2000. (the audience booed)
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"First, it was not a strip bar, it was an erotic club. And second, what can I say? I'm a night owl."
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#141 The square dance is the official dance of the state of Washington.
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Q: Why is the Vandy football team like a possum?
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 Florida Landmarks Used In Pirate Porn Movie | | By: leadj | Published: 04/20/2006 | | |  |
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City officials in St. Petersburg, Fla., said a company tricked its way into using two of the city's landmarks to shoot scene for a hard-core sex movie, according to a Local 6 News report.
Two of St. Peterburg's most family-friendly landmarks, The HMS Bounty ship and The Pier, were the settings for scenes from the popular adult movie "Pirates."
"They told us they were shooting a PG-13 scene, a Sinbad type of comedy, that would have skeletons and sword fighting in it," Pier spokeswoman Susan Robertson said.
Rumors began to spread last summer when the supposed PG-13 movie was being shot.
The movie plot involves a pirate seeking world domination but includes graphic, pirate-themed sex, according to the report.
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