"They see the risks are high, the risk of being able to find a job or the risk of keeping the homeland secure." Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "President Bush Holds Press Conference, Presidential Hall, Dwight D. Eisenhower Executive Office Building," Nov. 7, 2002
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A driver whose
license plate reads "PEACE 95" pulled up beside a slower-moving pickup truck and repeatedly tried to strike it with a baseball bat, reported the California Highway Patrol.
She missed, but dented her own car trying. Then she crossed the double-yellow line and threw a can of air freshener at the truck as she passed it, officer Peros Doumas said.
After the confrontation Thursday, Doumas chased down the woman, 26-year-old Lisa Lind of Lake Forest, and pulled her over.
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