"We need to thin our forests in America." —Bush, on the evil of forests, Aug. 11, 2003 Source: The Arizona Republic, "In Arizona, Bush Touts His Idea to Thin Forests," Aug. 12, 2003.
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A driver whose
license plate reads "PEACE 95" pulled up beside a slower-moving pickup truck and repeatedly tried to strike it with a baseball bat, reported the California Highway Patrol.
She missed, but dented her own car trying. Then she crossed the double-yellow line and threw a can of air freshener at the truck as she passed it, officer Peros Doumas said.
After the confrontation Thursday, Doumas chased down the woman, 26-year-old Lisa Lind of Lake Forest, and pulled her over.
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