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Tripoli, Ligya (AP) - What was Libya's Moammar Gadhafi up to
during all those year of sanctions? He was busy
inventing "Libya's Rocket, " which he says is the world's
safest car.
The car is meant to highlight the Libyan leader's concer for
humanity and human life, said Al-Dukali Al-Mugaryef, general
commissioner of the Libyan Arab Domestic Investment Co.
"The invention of the safest car in the world is proof that
the Libyan revolution is built on the happiness of man," he
said
Libya unveiled a prototype Monday to coincide with
celebration of the 30th anniversy of the coup that brought
Gadhafi to power and the start of an Organization of African
Unity summit here.
The rocket-shaped, five-passenger car has air bags that deploy
all around the interior in an accident, a collapsible bumper
and a system of anti-roll rocker panels. The car has a purpose
beyond safety: After seven years fo international sanctions
imposed for his support of terrorist, Gadhafi wants to show he
is a peacemaker
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big whoop
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GeoffPower
(06.21.2000 5:32:15 PM EST)
we shoulda cacked him last decade.
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