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LOS ANGELES, CA - Most people know about the former Disney Internet executive, Patrick Naughton who was caught soliciting sex from a 13-year-old girl while online and at work. Well he was sentenced to jail after being convicted and has been denied bail [and presumably access to a computer] while he goes through the appeal process. His defense indicated that he was under a great deal of stress and disturbed...
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