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VILNIUS (Reuters)
A Lithuanian brewer put his 32-cm
long (12.60 inches) beard to good use when
he lifted a
41-kilogram (90.39 lb) barrel of his own homemade beer, the
daily Lietuvos Rytas reported Friday.
Antanas Kontrimas, from the Western town of Telshiai, was
already well-known in the small Baltic state for having
Lithuania's longest beard.
The paper said that Kontrimas steeled himself for the
challenge by downing a pint of beer beforehand. He pulled off
his feat in front of the cameras of a morning television
show.
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Proud?
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started by
ACoral
(05.06.2001 8:01:48 AM EST)
There are just somwtings you have to be proud of... is this one of them? hmmmm
Let's party like it's...
It would be great if
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started by
sted5
(05.05.2001 3:34:48 AM EST)
he did his beer lifting feat in front of the cameras and his face got torn off.
chuckle.
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