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"I appreciate that question because I, in the state of Texas, had heard a lot of discussion about a faith-based initiative eroding the important bridge between church and state." -George W. Bush, speaking to reporters, Washington, D.C., Jan. 29, 2001
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"I dont' know. I have never played there." Golfer Sandy Lyle, aske in 1994 to judge Tiger Woods.
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#22 Alaska has the highest percentage of people who walk to work.
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... is so fat, When she stepped on a train track, the warning lights went on!
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Q. Why are hurricanes named after women? A. Because they arrive wet and wild, then leave with your house and car.
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 Hiccups Lead To Two Deaths | | By: leadj | Published: 04/19/2006 | | |  |
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BOGOTA, Colombia - A Colombian man accidentally shot his nephew to death while trying to cure his hiccups by pointing a revolver at him to scare him, police in the Caribbean port city of Barranquilla said on Tuesday.
After shooting 21-year-old university student David Galvan in the neck, his uncle, Rafael Vargas, 35, was so distraught he turned the gun on himself and committed suicide, police said.
The incident took place while the two were having drinks with neighbors.
Galvan started to hiccup and Vargas, who works as a security guard, said he would use the home remedy for hiccups of scaring him. He pulled out his gun, pointed it at Galvan and it accidentally went off, witnesses told local television.
"They were drinking but they were aware of what was going on," one witness said.
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