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Q: Why is air a lot like sex? A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
Budapest, Hungary (Reuters) - A Hungarian husband and wife
in the western city of Szekesfehervar have decided literally to
trade places and each is now undergoing a sex change operation
at the local hospital, local media reported Friday.
Hospital staff had to take the transsexual couple home
secretly Thursday after a checkup to avoid a throng of
journalists trying to interview them, Hungary's Kossuth Radio
reported.
The couple have not disclosed their names and have refused
to give interviews, the radio said.
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Anonymous Goofball
(11.02.2000 8:09:50 PM EST)
learn how to spell mopargal.
and get a new picture!!!
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Anonymous Goofball
(11.02.2000 8:05:10 PM EST)
learn how to spell mopargal.
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MoparGal
(10.30.2000 8:35:33 PM EST)
It would be funny as hell if... once this is done, they both realise they liked it better the way it was!
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SPYCE
(07.19.2000 12:21:46 PM EST)
iam the master blaster so fuk u all
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