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Giant Killer Duck in Australia

By: RedNeckedTulsanPublished: 06/04/2000
 
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Giant duck a fearsome killer?

SYDNEY -- A scientist here believes giant killer ducks prowled Australia over 12 million years ago.

The Bullockornis planei, two-and-a-half metres high, is regarded as the most fearsome predator since the dinosaurs.

Until recently it was thought the bird, weighing about 300kg, was a herbivore, but a specimen found in the Northern Territory two years ago has provoked a rethink among academics.-- Sapa

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explain (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(10.31.2000 5:33:03 PM EST)

well it would explain their extinction at any rate!

Weak (0 replies)
started by frogbutter
(06.05.2000 1:30:15 PM EST)

Weak, and your site is sloooowwwww. You net Network Appliance power.

Good For The Duck (0 replies)
started by kendover
(06.05.2000 1:15:40 PM EST)

We need the the giant killer duck now more than ever to eat all the worlds assholes.

kenny

quack (0 replies)
started by spoiler
(06.05.2000 11:28:57 AM EST)

What a quack! God I apologize, that was really corny.

I'd like to see 2 of those... (3 replies)
started by SuicideKing
(06.04.2000 1:17:35 AM EST)

big ducks banging!! Now that would be exciting..and upon climax the male could bite the female's head off, kind of like preying mantises do

This Aussie walks into a bar... (0 replies)
started by OliverClozoff
(06.04.2000 0:43:54 AM EST)

...with a 300Kg duck on his head...

;o)

lol (2 replies)
started by thebulldawg
(06.04.2000 0:06:40 AM EST)

Hey, i am actually from Melbourne, Australia. I saw one of those ducks the other day... they're not THAT vicious... the little bastard wanted the whole loaf of bread i took to feed the other ducks though. Little prick, i paid $1.69 for that bread and he ate it all! ALL! DEATH TO ALL BIG FUCKING DUCKS!

You get what you pay for, and freedom's real high priced. So while your rippin' off children, somebody's fucking your wife! It's never made a difference, it's only how you survive!

Tha Mad Chalupa Strikes Again (0 replies)  
started by Chalupa
(06.04.2000 0:03:15 AM EST)

This article quacks me up!

Drop The Chalupa!

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