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"And then we'll be going to Goree Island, where I'll be giving a speech about race, race in the world, race as it relates to Africa and America. And we're in the process of writing it. I can't give you any highlights of the speech yet because I, frankly, haven't seen it." —Bush, discussing preparations for his trip to Africa Source: White House, "President Bush Discusses Upcoming Africa Trip with Reporters Remarks by the President in Roundtable Interview with African Print Journalists," July 3, 2003
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"I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats onthem. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles."
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#214 Giraffes can link their own eyes.
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so ugly she tried to take a bath and the water jumped out.
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Q: What are the small bumps around a woman's nipples for?
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 On a cold day, it's nothing to be proud of | | By: RedNeckedTulsan | Published: 06/08/2000 | | |  |
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Well it WAS a royal occasion !
LONDON -- A police helmet, famous for being used to cover the private parts of the first-ever streaker at a sports event, is to be auctioned off by the rugby club that owns it, a British news-paper reported.
The helmet was immortalised in a photograph taken at an April 1974 France-England rugby union international, as naked Australian Michael O'Brien was hurried off the field by embarrassed policemen.
"I had to cover him up somehow, so I used my helmet," policeman Bruce Perry told the newspaper. "I remember one thing very clearly. It was a cold day and I can tell you he had nothing to be proud of."
The St James rugby club has since kept the helmet in a glass case along with its most cherished trophies.
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GOOD LUCK CHARM?
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bigswifty
(06.08.2001 7:40:27 AM EST)
IT IS AN URBAN LEGEND THAT HITLER KEPT NAPOLEON'S HELMET WITH HIM FOR GOOD LUCK. I KEEP MY LUCKY HELMET ON DISPLAY AS WELL.REMEMBER, IT'S ONLY KINKY THE FIRST TIME!!!
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GOOD LUCK CHARM?
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bigswifty
(06.08.2001 7:40:07 AM EST)
IT IS AN URBAN LEGEND THAT HITLER KEPT NAPOLEON'S HELMET WITH HIM FOR GOOD LUCK. I KEEP MY LUCKY HELMET ON DISPLAY AS WELL.REMEMBER, IT'S ONLY KINKY THE FIRST TIME!!!
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typo
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AlphaGore
(06.08.2000 5:16:30 PM EST)
that should be serve
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That's funny
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AlphaGore
(06.08.2000 5:13:21 PM EST)
Monica used to tell me she was shining Bill's helmet. I never could figure that out cause we all know Bill didn't play football or served in the military. Go figure.
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tossers
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Eurowonga
(06.08.2000 12:08:11 PM EST)
your all wankers
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Wobbly
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misha86
(06.08.2000 1:08:06 AM EST)
that's a funny word. Wobbly. Wobbly, wobbly, wobbly. heeheehee.
I AM THE CHEESE!!!!!!!
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The funny thing is....
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ManiiC
(06.08.2000 1:06:04 AM EST)
Ya know the funy thing is my high school assistant principal, AKA dick head, was also named Mike Obrien. Coincidence.....?
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