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Bull With Flaming Balls Kills Man

By: RedNeckedTulsanPublished: 06/28/2000
 
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JERICA, Spain -- A 70-year-old man was gored to death by a bull running through village streets, its horns lit as part of a medieval festival. The man ignored warnings as he crossed a street and placed himself in the path of the bull, which tossed him into the air.

Jerica, like many villages in the Valencia region, holds a summer festival in which a fighting bull is fitted with flaming balls of fat on its horns and set free. Thrill-seekers run along with it.

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    YEAAAAAAA (0 replies)
    started by hardball
    (06.30.2000 9:39:19 AM EST)

    I can think of nothing funner than
    people getting killed by animals they are mistreating.GO BULLS!!

    Go big or don't go at all

    we should take that bull to a doctor... (0 replies)
    started by SuicideKing
    (06.29.2000 6:35:29 PM EST)

    to get some ointment for them flaming balls..or as garbagetime points out, flaming horns :)

    Whats-a-mata-U? (0 replies)
    started by garbagetime
    (06.28.2000 4:27:49 PM EST)

    You guys can't even get what was on fire right! Your caption says "Flaming Balls" as if the bulls testicles where on fire when the article says that the flaming balls where on the horns. What a bunch of morons at goofball.

    70 years young (0 replies)
    started by NakedCanuck
    (06.28.2000 10:33:30 AM EST)

    with age doesn't always come reading ability.

    The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

    Too old for a Darwin... (0 replies)  
    started by OliverClozoff
    (06.28.2000 1:46:26 AM EST)

    ...his gene pool had already been drained.



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