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LONDON - A grandmother's whisky-laced Christmas cake is the excuse offered by an English motorist caught swerving from side-to-side while driving.
Julie Wynne, 41, of Nottingham said she had consumed only a small amount of beer, but ate three large slices of the rich seasonal confection baked by her partner's 86-year-old grandmother before she was pulled over.
She admitted driving with excess alcohol, but argued in court there were "special reasons" which magistrates should take into account before pronouncing sentence -- likely a driving ban.
She had learned of the cake's reputation only after the event, she insisted.
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