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Russian Truckers Know How To Party

By: RedNeckedTulsanPublished: 07/17/2000
 
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KIEV -- A Russian trucker stopped by Ukrainian customs at a lone outpost with 28,000 condoms was allowed through when he claimed they were for his own use.

He avoided prosecution by taking advantage of a loophole in the law which sets no limit on "health supplies" imported for personal use. The guards at the border post said this was a reasonable amount of condoms for a Russian trucker.

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    Santa Says (0 replies)
    started by beck
    (02.03.2001 3:15:24 AM EST)

    I hate Christmas
    Thank You

    busy busy boy! (1 reply)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (07.18.2000 6:30:24 AM EST)

    He sounds like one popular man!

    Hre's how it works... (0 replies)
    started by OliverClozoff
    (07.17.2000 10:26:47 PM EST)

    You put all 28,000 of them on at the same time; then when it's time to dip your wick, you take 27,999 of them off. It feels like you're not wearing anything!



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    Those Russians!! (0 replies)
    started by bjshadow
    (07.17.2000 7:07:41 PM EST)

    My dick would fall off after 20,000!! *whew*

    Ride the Log Ride: *Caution* you WILL get wet!!

    Reasonable? (0 replies)  
    started by XorsistXtreme
    (07.17.2000 1:49:46 AM EST)

    REASONABLE? 28,000 ... oh... I thought the article said 28,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 I must be going blind... continue on with your lives, people

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