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Olaf Iversen thought he had made the catch of the season when his nets began straining under a heavy load while he was trawling for shrimp.
It was a much bigger catch. Iversen landed about 6200 litres of smuggled alcohol, making headlines.
"I had laid out the net, and was pulling it in when I saw that there were a lot of oil barrels hanging on the net," said Iversen.
The 31 barrels were tied together when Iversen caught them. He called the coast guard when he realized what they contained.
Teach a man to fish, and he'll sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
Teach a man to fish for BOOZE, and he'll get shit-faced and drown!
Fellow, American Association of Amateur Gynocologists.
why?
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Albatros
(07.31.2000 0:21:22 AM EST)
all that free booze. . . WHY?!
what a dumbass. . .
This place is FUBAR!
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