PARIS -- A company has devised a muzzle for police dogs that comes equipped with a stun gun -- and a quick-release lock that lets the muzzle fall off, letting the hound give the crook an old-fashioned bite if all else fails.
The stun gun, attached to the muzzle, is radio-controlled by the police officer who activates it once the dog nuzzles up to exposed flesh or thin cloth.
If the suspect is wearing insulating clothing to ward off the electric shock, the officer can activate a latch that causes the muzzle and stun-gun to fall off, leaving the dog fangs-free.
The gadget is patented by Stunmuzzle of Orange, California, and will be reported on in today's issue of New Scientist, the British science weekly. -- Sapa-AFP
Put one of those on my neighbor's poodle's dick, and HE could be a police dog, too. If the perp is wearing heavy pants, you could still hit the release button, and he'd hump the shit out of the guy's leg till the cops get there!
There are just too damned many people in this world who will not be content with running their own miserable lives!
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A GOOD WAY TO GET THE DOG PISSED OFF IF IT BACK FIRES
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