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STRAENGNAES, Sweden -- A 57-year-old Swedish hunter has lost an eye after being shot in the head by a blast from another hunter's rifle which was fired off by a dog, Swedish radio reported this week.
The bizarre accident happened in January after the second hunter, a 60-year-old man, put down his loaded gun.
His dog rushed forward and somehow caused the weapon to fire, hitting the other hunter in the head and causing serious injuries.
The wounded hunter filed charges for attempted manslaughter against the dog's owner and a verdict is expected in the next few days. -- Sapa-AFP
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oh yea.
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started by
barney
(10.17.2000 9:45:00 PM EST)
hey dogluv, i think your dog is going to shoot somebody!!!
barney
the new way of the world
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started by
doublej1984
(10.17.2000 3:48:26 PM EST)
the dog hunts whatever the hell he wants and the old guy picks it up for him. Society has come so far nowadays.
Attempted man slaughter?
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started by
tjshere
(10.16.2000 6:49:18 AM EST)
Oh, gimme a break. Like the other guy actually trained his dog to aim and fire the weapon in some bizarre plot to kill him. Sounds like this fool has lawyer friends in the U.S.
Trust me, I'm old.....but who am I and why am I here?
I think....
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started by
mizike
(10.16.2000 1:25:52 AM EST)
the dog was supposed to aim it at his wife...whoops. Can't teach an old dog...
I think I'm gonna puke...
I WONDER
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started by
donut38
(10.16.2000 0:21:42 AM EST)
HOW LONG IT TOOK TO TRAIN THE DOG TO DO THAT
First
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estoude1
(10.16.2000 0:04:23 AM EST)
No thanx...
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