Suicidal Couple Survives Gun, Gas And Pills
By: tangentman123	Published: 10/17/2000
ZAGREB (Reuters) - A Croatian policeman and his fiancee have survived a suicide attempt that included poisoning by gas, sleeping pills and a gunshot to the temple, state news agency Hina reported Monday. The policeman and his girlfriend, bent on ending their lives together, shut themselves in a car, took handfuls of sleeping pills with alcohol and hooked up a hose to the car's exhaust pipe. The attempt failed and the dazed policeman took his gun and fired through his right temple. The shot did not kill him but at that point his girlfriend gave up and called an ambulance. The policeman was taken to hospital while his girlfriend was treated and released, the agency said. It was not immediately clear why the couple had try to kill themselves. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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damn.. (0 replies) started by rook30505 (10.18.2000 0:15:28 AM EST) those croations are some tough bastards! "You da best he-bitch in my man-stable.If I had 2 more manginas like you,I'd be a millionare"

like anomous said (0 replies) started by doublej1984 (10.17.2000 4:00:35 PM EST) "It was not clear why the couple tryed to kill themselves" maybe because they could never finish anything. ps- If I knew I couldn't die I would go bungee jumping or play with sharks or smack pitbulls or somthing fun like that.

here 's why (0 replies) started by slickster (10.17.2000 2:55:43 PM EST) ethnic cleansing slick

What? (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (10.17.2000 8:45:06 AM EST) "It was not immediately clear why the couple had try to kill themselves." Duh!! They were Croatian!

If I was that stupid... (0 replies) started by oliverclozoff (10.17.2000 0:57:26 AM EST) ..I'd probably try to kill myself, too. There are just too damned many people in this world who will not be content with running their own miserable lives!

I think..... (0 replies) started by toadwart (10.17.2000 0:36:41 AM EST) Someone needs to come out with a book called "Suicide: Getting it right the first time". I know my dad would recommend to some of his patients that failed. Woe to those who call evil good and good evil, who put darkness for light and light for darkness, who put bitter for sweet and sweet for bitter. Woe to those who are wise in their own eyes and clever in their own sight.

How LAME.... (0 replies) started by mizike (10.17.2000 0:13:09 AM EST) do you have to be to fail at killing yourself?????? What a moron, live your life and suffer with the rest of us you numb nuts! I think I'm gonna puke...

IF THEY REALLY (0 replies)   started by donut38 (10.17.2000 0:06:18 AM EST) WANTED TO DIE THEY COULD HAVE FOUND A NICE CLIFF TO JUMP FROM THE HEADLINE THE NEXT DAY WOULD HAVE SAID "LOVERS LEAP"

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