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LOUISVILLE, Kentucky --A discrimination complaint filed against Wal-Mart for barring a female employee from playing Santa Claus was rejected this week by a state panel that said the woman wasn't convincing.
Customer service representative Marta Brown volunteered for the role in 1995, dressing in traditional Santa garb. Managers at the Morganfield store elected to go with a male Santa after a customer said her child had asked about Santa's breasts.
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What a....
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mizike
(10.25.2000 5:44:42 PM EST)
fucking choad.
I think I'm gonna puke...
Hey
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(10.25.2000 2:13:54 PM EST)
BITCH
she sued?
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Anonymous Goofball
(10.25.2000 8:51:28 AM EST)
If she as a kid would have encountered a female santa she would be sayin that she was ereversably emotionaly damaged, and now she wants to confuse the hell out of young minds that still beleve in santa for her personal gain. Fuck this dumb bitch, cut her head off
No Duh
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yusaku999
(10.25.2000 4:42:31 AM EST)
You know, there really is a special brand of STUPID out there. Not just the rednecks either... No wait, this is from Kentucky... Ha ha ha.. What was I thinking?
You may refer to me as Emperor Jason.
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estoude1
(10.25.2000 0:11:38 AM EST)
Just another example of political correctness run amok.
The kid should have spilled hot coffee in her lap and given her something to sue about.
Meddle not in the affairs of dragons... for you are crunchy, and taste like chicken.
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