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By: RedNeckedTulsanPublished: 10/23/2000
 
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DUNEDIN -- New Zealand and French scientists may have fallen out over nuclear explosions in the past, but they are now pooling their ingenuity to deal with a different kind of explosion.

Flatulent sheep, and the damage their emissions are causing to the atmosphere, have brought scientists from opposing hemispheres together in a collaborative bid to perfect a burp-less, fart-free diet for sheep. The Kiwi researchers have joined forces with a French science team which has discovered how to feed sheep without the animals' digestive systems bubbling over with the greenhouse gas methane.

New Zealand is unique among OECD countries because its major greenhouse gas is methane rather than carbon dioxide. Methane is 25 times more potent than carbon dioxide in causing global warming. And it is estimated 43 percent of New Zealand's greenhouse gases are methane.

The country's ruminant livestock, 40 million sheep and 10million cows, are responsible for 90 percent of New Zealand's methane emission, with sheep accounting for half of this. -- Sapa-AFP

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    this is such a farse (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (10.25.2000 8:42:41 AM EST)

    Do you really believe that 300 years ago there were less animals than there are now? What about the millions & millions of buffalo that use to roam north america. This is such a waste of money.These damn evironmenalist & the gov. wont tell you that every time the space shuttle goes up it puts so much ozone depleating gases, if fact if every air conditioner in the world were to loose all of thier freon it would still do less damage that what the shuttle does on EVERY launch, FUCK these money wasting mother fucking sons-a-bitches.

    Sounds logical to me (0 replies)
    started by alphagore
    (10.23.2000 9:20:56 AM EST)

    That's why I have the EPA studying cow flatulance. They have hazmat suits and mason jars with lids to collect their samples. With a little luck we will get rid of all flatulance and every SUV in America.

    Hey Farthouse: (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (10.23.2000 8:38:41 AM EST)

    Pull my finger.

    Smokehouse (0 replies)  
    started by Smokehouse
    (10.23.2000 0:01:44 AM EST)

    2 in a row I am first you sick twisted fucks!



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