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FLORENCE, Italy -- Thousands of young female tourists flocking to Italy for an adventure are set for a disappointment. Their quest for a genuine Latin lover is more likely to succeed by targeting pensioners than youthful machos, Italian medical experts say.
Experts studying male sexual problems gathered here this week and drew up a report card placing mature males at the top of a performance table while giving healthy gym buffs and handsome professionals the thumbs down.
The experts, who based their findings on statistical data and first-hand experience from 200 clinics across Italy, said the under-40s devote too little time to sex and suffer from "performance anxiety".
By contrast, three of four 60-year-olds said they had a satisfying sex life. -- Sapa-DPA
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ewwww
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MoparGal
(10.29.2000 3:23:49 PM EST)
A sixty year old may be a better lover... but probably because he is old & it takes a long time to get off. But making it with a 60 year old would turn my stomache, so it wouldn't really be better for me would it? Give me a young stud... who might be a little quicker to the finish, but because of his youth could do it over & over & over again. :o)
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That's gotta suck.
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yusaku999
(10.27.2000 0:50:51 AM EST)
Don't you hate it when women go to a place for the extent reason to get laid, and don't get what they want?
Life is tough all over. Get a boyfriend. Damn, I hate stupid people.
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Fucking Shit
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bbbhhcc
(10.27.2000 0:36:29 AM EST)
Fucking Shit
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