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Need More Fiber In Your Diet?
By: Anonymous
Published: 02/05/2001
A little hair of the dog that bit you. This was found in a Wisconsin newspaper.
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Correction Officers know enough..
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started by
travellerfrank
(02.06.2001 7:34:55 PM EST)
not to eat sandwiches prepared by inmates,
wouldn't ya' think teachers would know enough not to believe in free lunches, especially if it was easter time and the cake was
in the shape of a bunny?
more goofballs if it were a pie.
But don't blame the victim for the crime, else how can you expect justice when you are the brunt of someone elses ridicule.
so long,and thanks for the fish
A new one
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started by
jbaby
(02.06.2001 1:35:14 AM EST)
I think we have a new obscene metaphor for cunnilingus, at least for chicks who don't shave.....
hehe
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started by
oxbrain
(02.05.2001 0:31:17 AM EST)
stupid teachers don't pick enough pubic hair outa their teeth to know what their eatin...
"They just fuck you and they fuck you and they fuck you some more.
And just when you think they're done fucking you, that's when the real fucking starts"
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