"Speaking about barbaric regimes, we must deal with probably one of the most—not probably—one of the most real threats we face, and that is the idea of a barbaric regime teaming up with a terrorist network and providing weapons of mass destruction to hold the United States and our allies and our friends blackmail."Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "George W. Bush Participates in Alexander for Senate Luncheon," Sept. 17, 2002
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Bosses of a publishing firm are trying to work out why no one noticed that one of their employees had been sitting dead at his desk for FIVE DAYS before anyone asked if he was feeling okay. George Turklebaum, 51,who had been employed as a proof-reader at a New York firm for 30 years, had a heart attack in the open-plan office he shared with 23 other workers.
He quietly passed away on Monday, but nobody noticed until Saturday morning when an office cleaner asked why he was still working during the weekend. His boss Elliot Wachiaski said "George was always the first guy in each morning and the last to leave at night, so no one found it unusual that he was in the same position all that time and didn't say anything. He was always absorbed in his work and kept much to himself." A post mortem examination revealed that he had been dead for five days after suffering a coronary.
Ironically, George was proofreading manuscripts of medical textbooks when he died.
You may want to give your co-workers a nudge occasionally.
Urban Legend
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pschwaller
(04.26.2002 8:07:16 AM EST)
http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/weekly/aa013101a.htm
well, obviously...
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started by
shawndiaz
(04.26.2002 7:17:53 AM EST)
the medical textbook wasn't very helpful. Probably open to heart attacks symptoms.
After 5 Days
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marvin
(04.26.2002 3:27:01 AM EST)
I bet he made quite a stink.
No thats
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acidinterval
(04.26.2002 1:52:29 AM EST)
Dedication! He worked himself to death. The still kept at it.
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