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Randy Johnson's Killer Fastball

By: lastcallacePublished: 03/28/2001
 
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During the seventh inning of the Diamondbacks' split-squad 10-6 victory against the Giants on Saturday March 24, 2001 Randy Johnson, the NL Cy Young winner, hit and killed a dove flying in front of home plate.

Johnson's pitch to the Giants' Calvin Murray was about three-fourths of the way to home plate when it struck the bird. The bird flew over catcher Rod Barajas' head and landed a few feet from the plate amid a sea of feathers.

"I'm sitting there waiting for it, and I'm expecting to catch the thing, and all you see is an explosion," Barajas said. "It's crazy. There's still feathers down there."

Giants second baseman Jeff Kent picked up the dead bird with his bare hands and jokingly pointed toward Johnson before taking it to the dugout.

Johnson was not amused by the incident.

"I didn't think it was all that funny," he said.

Randy Johnson's Killer Fastball

 

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    To Sigma (0 replies)
    started by zyxwv
    (04.12.2001 0:18:00 AM EST)

    I think this would have to be scored a ball. He delivered the pitch and it didn't cross the plate between the batter's knees and the tops of the letters. The bird might have, but not the pitch. It would probably generate a note in the margins by the official scorer, but other than that, no different from a ball outside or in the dirt. Just a little bloodier.

    The artist formerly known as "Anonymous Frog"

    I CANT SEE THE DAMN VIDEO (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (04.09.2001 5:13:51 PM EST)

    All i see when i dload it is green shit, and its all jacked up. Can anyone help?

    haha (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (04.08.2001 3:16:55 PM EST)

    it looks like someone stuffed 10 pounds of c4 down its throat and blew it up

    A new dum ass (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (04.07.2001 9:44:54 PM EST)

    This is too funny for mothe fucken words!

    Hacky the Racoon (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (04.06.2001 11:07:22 PM EST)

    Try a great new flash game with the characters of the Tom Green show...

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    Poor birdy (0 replies)
    started by WasteofSpace
    (04.06.2001 5:10:35 PM EST)


    never had a chance.

    WOW! This is fun!

    this is the best... (0 replies)
    started by testiclees
    (04.06.2001 2:09:08 PM EST)

    shit i've ever seen. not only can the guy strike out between 200 and 300 guys a season, but he can throw a fastball ninty+ and hit a moving target. he's got my vote for leauge MVP.

    I am Testiclees: Lord of the Pants

    nice vid... (0 replies)
    started by SuicideKing
    (04.06.2001 1:29:04 PM EST)

    I liked this one, too bad it wasn't closer up and zoomed on the bird's face...heh


    §Üî©ìÐéK‡ñG
    Killers are silent

    Cujo 420 (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (04.02.2001 5:24:34 PM EST)

    who gives a fuck

    what was that (0 replies)
    started by heathkim
    (04.01.2001 11:40:05 PM EST)

    this was perty stupid weres the funny stuff

    cool

    It looked like (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (04.01.2001 3:06:57 AM EST)

    It looked like a down pillow exploding. Like when those cheerleaders have sleepovers and stuff. (I know baseball doesn't have cheerleaders, but it should)

    Seriously now... (0 replies)
    started by sigma
    (03.31.2001 1:59:09 AM EST)

    Ok, I know people have joked about Fowl balls, and giving the bird a base for getting hit, but in all reality, how would they rule this? A strike? a ball? would they repitch it? gotta wonder....

    (it is kinda sad though, I hit a bird with a softball once... though he was sitting on a phone wire....)

    I TOOK MY PROZAC!

    British Boy says.... (0 replies)
    started by willi
    (03.30.2001 3:31:14 PM EST)

    I've never met a "bird" who could survive my high hard one, too.

    If you want your feathers ruffled, meet me in my flat!

    Now is that a pitch or what?


    HUNGRY??? (0 replies)
    started by TMCGINNIS
    (03.30.2001 2:04:28 PM EST)

    LUNCH ANYONE???

    BAMBAM57

    Bird last seen (0 replies)
    started by aquaman
    (03.30.2001 12:50:04 PM EST)

    As saw on yesterday's Dave Lettermen show, The bird was last spotted on Bjork dress in the music awards

    I suppose (7 replies)
    started by darkoverlord
    (03.30.2001 8:36:04 AM EST)

    that the animal rights asswipes will want so kind of limit on the speed a ball can be thrown now.

    M.L.King said We shall overcome. Jesse jackass Say's show me the fucking money.

    Johnson vs. Doves (0 replies)
    started by prowler869
    (03.30.2001 0:30:23 AM EST)

    Looks like a fowl ball to me!!

    Wow. Now that's a fastball..... (0 replies)
    started by NakedCanuck
    (03.29.2001 4:26:34 PM EST)


    ....I've never seen anything like that in my life. And neither have you!

    The Naked Canuck

    Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
    pretty -bird....... (0 replies)
    started by WILDISLAND
    (03.29.2001 0:47:54 AM EST)

    pretty-bird...nice pretty-bird.

    Stupid Birds! (0 replies)
    started by ericaaldridge
    (03.28.2001 7:29:15 PM EST)

    man that was a crazy shot.. now these damn birds now what they are getting themselves into

    Lucky batter (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (03.28.2001 6:43:36 PM EST)

    the batter was lucky that it hit a real bird and not his real 'bird'

    the irony! (0 replies)
    started by carewser
    (03.28.2001 5:15:44 PM EST)

    how ironic that he hit and killed the very bird that symbolizes peace!

    Great News Story! (0 replies)
    started by MissPK
    (03.28.2001 11:58:11 AM EST)

    "Witty" comments! :-)

    Should everyone start flipping Randy 'the bird' as a greeting? Just curious.

    *wink,giggle,blush*

    What did they call it? (0 replies)
    started by dragonmike13
    (03.28.2001 11:39:47 AM EST)

    Was it a FOWL ball??

    What me worry?

    What did they call it? (2 replies)
    started by dragonmike13
    (03.28.2001 11:38:30 AM EST)

    Was it a FOWL ball??

    What me worry?

    Nice Shot.. (0 replies)
    started by blahblahblah2
    (03.28.2001 10:55:55 AM EST)

    Did they give the bird a base for getting hit?

    Blah Blah Blah.. Logging in sucks

    WOW...................... (0 replies)
    started by moeman
    (03.28.2001 7:50:23 AM EST)

    That was one hell of a throw!! Poor bird never stood a chance...

    But this is funny as hell

    Yawannapeekmypeepee????

    Cheep Shot (2 replies)
    started by malcom
    (03.28.2001 7:49:48 AM EST)

    Shame it wasn't an Oriole or a BlueJay.

    What a shot! (0 replies)
    started by OliverClozoff
    (03.28.2001 3:01:03 AM EST)


    I've hit doves with a 12 ga. shotgun and they don't explode like that! Shit, you wouldn't even have to pluck it!



    President, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists

    what a pitch (0 replies)  
    started by kgb29
    (03.28.2001 0:51:01 AM EST)

    no wonder guys are scared of getting hit by his pitches

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