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lmfao
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started by
bigjohn2
(01.11.2003 10:17:03 PM EST)
well how in the hell do you put your nuts in her mouth anyway...dumbass.....
too funny
ROFLMAO!!
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started by
tjshere
(12.05.2002 3:29:38 AM EST)
She'd better go see her doctor. Nuts are very high in cholosterol.
I'll bet she looked just like a squirrel when it's cheeks are full of nuts.
Does she spit or swallow?
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started by
willi
(12.05.2002 0:14:29 AM EST)
Obviously, she bit and spit more than she could chew.
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