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His Pants Fit Like a Glove

By: cowbellePublished: 12/08/2002
 
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This puts a whole new meaning to "Quick, pull my finger."

His Pants Fit Like a Glove

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    lmfao (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (01.11.2003 10:14:25 PM EST)

    I've heard it all now.

    I'll bet... (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (12.08.2002 8:05:17 PM EST)

    Whenever he goes out on a date he eats KFC with it.

    I'll pass on this, (0 replies)
    started by willi
    (12.08.2002 3:54:27 PM EST)

    I think the only benefit of this procedure is that he'll be able to scratch is itchy butthole in public without fear of ridicule.

    One question: Did he have the choice of which finger was to be used, opting for his middle finger instead of his thumb? (You know, ladies!, that length vs. girth issue.)

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    started by suicideking
    (12.08.2002 1:42:32 PM EST)

    he can do a cool dick trick, he can pull it out in a bar and give the girls a "come here" motion with it...lol


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