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Q: What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar bill and a skinny woman? A: A counterfeit dollar bill is a phony buck!
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(12.22.2002 2:25:41 PM EST)
Wow! We can extend our lives at the same time we extend our schweens.
Next up: Cigarettes cure cancer! and; Booze: the end of heart disease.
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