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Where's My Bloody Receipt?

By: thecriticPublished: 03/25/2003
 
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MISSION, Texas (AP) -- Three teenagers who allegedly stabbed a man later returned the knife they used to the store where they bought it -- and got their money back, authorities say.

A security officer at a McAllen mall provided information about the suspects' car after the Sunday attack, and a tip led police to the home of two of the suspects, Omar Ozuna, 18, and his 14-year-old brother.

A warrant was issued for a third suspect, Jason Gonzalez, 19.

According to police, the suspects snatched a woman's purse at the mall and stabbed Jason Meyers, 24, four times when he tried to retrieve it for his mother.

Ozuna and his brother allegedly confessed, said Martin Garza, a spokesman for the Mission Police Department.

"Sure enough, they (Wal-Mart) had a knife and receipt with a signature of one of the suspects returning the knife," Garza said. The knife was in a cart marked "returns," Garza said.

Meyers was in stable condition Thursday. Ozuna was arraigned Wednesday and jailed on a charge of aggravated robbery. The 14-year-old was not identified because of his age.

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    funny thing is.. (0 replies)
    started by suicideking
    (03.31.2003 1:16:25 AM EST)

    I worked at Walmart for about a year after I came home from Clarkson U., and they let people return ANYTHING there... if people make enough of a fuss about something, Walmart will take back something they don't even SELL...lol

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    started by roger
    (03.27.2003 1:48:28 AM EST)


    I wonder when they bought the knife if they asked Wal-Mart if they matched prices..

    hahaha


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    Return Policies... (0 replies)  
    started by michaelcarl
    (03.25.2003 5:39:06 PM EST)

    Man I hate returning stuff, I would of kept the knive.

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