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BERLIN - An inebriated German driver's honesty cost him his license after he told police he had drunk "20 beers at most," authorities said Monday.
During a routine traffic check in the western city of Essen, police asked if the 25-year-old man had drunk anything. He answered: "Twenty beers at most if you want me to be perfectly honest, officer. But that's it, really."
Police carried out a breath test, confirming the man's claims, and confiscated his license. "I've no idea why he told them," said Raymund Sandach, a spokesman for Essen police. "Maybe because he was drunk."
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simonsez
(09.16.2003 8:32:52 PM EST)
it must have been canadian beer if he was able to drink 20 and still drive. you could drink 40 of those panther piss beers and still drive
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now I dont know
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bigjohn2
(09.15.2003 3:56:13 PM EST)
but hell I cant drink 20 beers more less drink 20 beers then drive....lmfao
The fact that the driver had to pee 3 times during a 10 minute traffic stop may have given him away too.
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roger
(09.15.2003 1:09:34 AM EST)
When a cop asks if you've had anything to drink, he already knows the answer... it's like, "Do you know how fast you were going?"....
Well, no officer, you got the damn radar, you tell me.
He probably asked the drinking question as he was getting the breathalyser out but they don't tell you that. They just want you to think the drunk was an idiot. Personally I think he was just making fun of the smart ass cop.
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