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SANTA CLARA, Calif. - Narinder Badwal, owner of a 7-Eleven, thought he had finally hit the jackpot when he received a commission of $250,000 for selling a winning lottery ticket last week.
Badwal and his wife, Lilla Singh, celebrated by giving out free Slurpees to their customers. For them, the winning lottery ticket - worth nearly $50 million - was almost forgotten.
So they were happily shocked to learn they had sold the winning ticket to themselves. The couple will receive a total of $49,747,500 for both selling and buying the lucky ticket.
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OMG!
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tjshere
(01.04.2004 4:31:10 PM EST)
With that kind of money they can buy every motel and convenience store in the entire country!
I wonder if any ace mathemeticians have caluclated the odds of this happeneing? Unreal!
now
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bigjohn2
(01.04.2004 9:54:46 AM EST)
tell me thats not luck...
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