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The Ultimate Unwanted Houseguest

By: damselPublished: 01/12/2004
 
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Friend Plays the Ultimate Practical Joke

When Chris Kirk, 33, went out of town last weekend and let his good buddy Luke Trerice, 26, stay in his Olympia, Washington apartment. Mistake. Trerice covered everything--and we mean everything--in the place in aluminum foil. Everything except one book that was titled, "Cruel Tricks For Dear Friends."

And what a cruel trick it was. Still, you have to give Trerice credit. He covered items in foil, including the coffeemaker, in such a way they could still be used without unwrapping them. "He's known for large-scale strangeness," Kirk explained to the local newspaper, The Olympian. The stunt required about 4,000 square feet of aluminum foil at a cost of $100. Trerice said he thought of the idea on New Year's Eve. "It was just a spur of the moment thing," he told The Olympian. "I really don't even consider it art. I consider it a psychology project." And his friend? "He seems to be upbeat, so I consider this a success," Trerice pronounced.

Consider for one minute what "everything" means. The toilet paper was unrolled, wrapped in foil, and then re-rolled. Every CD and book were covered, but in such a way that the CD cases and books could be opened and shut. Every coin was covered in foil. And for an added touch, Trerice sprinkled Hershey's Kisses around the apartment. "The toilet was hard. The molding around the doorways took a very long time," Trerice admitted. The biggest question of all? Will Trerice be allowed to stay in the apartment again? "I don't know," said Kirk. "We'll see."

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    too much ... (0 replies)
    started by robnoxious
    (01.12.2004 8:15:11 PM EST)

    Talk about having too much time on their hands. This guy is a goofball. :-)

    that (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (01.12.2004 3:42:12 PM EST)

    guy is freakin insane...

    All in one weekend?? (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (01.12.2004 12:49:55 PM EST)


    The man is not only nuts, he must be hyper as well. I'm surprised he HAS any friends.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    gotta be hard... (0 replies)
    started by ebenny
    (01.12.2004 1:33:24 AM EST)

    ...looking at the stash of Playboys when they're wrapped in foil.

    Jesus H. Christ (0 replies)  
    started by thecritic
    (01.12.2004 0:35:55 AM EST)


    This man has no life

    Cowboys ain't easy to love

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