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Driving, Porn Watching A Bad Mix

By: AnonymousPublished: 02/23/2004
 
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Andre Gainey found out the hard way that in the state of New York it's illegal to drive while watching porn.

Police said the 35-year-old man from Clifton Park, New York, was watching a adult movie called "Chocolate Foam" while driving his Mercedes Benz in the town of Schenectady when he was spotted by an officer at a stop light.

Police spokesman Pete Frizoni said detectives pulled Gainey over when they saw the movie playing on screens embedded in the car's headrests. When they confronted him, they saw that another screen in the passenger-side visor was facing Gainey, allowing him to watch the movie while driving.

The case was thought to be the first of its kind in New York, said Joe Pichi, a spokesman for the state's Department of Motor Vehicles.

"Our biggest problem is illegal cell phone use while driving," Pichi said. "Drivers should be driving."

Gainey was charged with a public display of offensive material, driving with a suspended licence and driving while watching a television. He compounded his legal woes by giving a false name when he was fingerprinted, prompting police to add a charge of forgery.

He is scheduled to appear in court on March 17.

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    now that's bad (0 replies)
    started by ebenny
    (02.23.2004 11:13:14 PM EST)

    some may think I watch too much of it, but at least I wait until I get home.

    hahahahahaha (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (02.23.2004 8:40:23 PM EST)

    he was wacking while driving...lmfao

    Probably caught (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (02.23.2004 0:50:44 AM EST)


    Red-handed.

    And covered with vanilla foam.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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