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Burglary Suspect Snuggles Up To Sleep With Victims

By: AnonymousPublished: 03/31/2004
 
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OKLAHOMA CITY - An Oklahoma couple were surprised when they woke up and found a drunk burglary suspect asleep in bed with them, police say.

The couple from the south Oklahoma city of Ardmore called police, ran out of their house and watched officers arrest the man who was still sleeping in their bed despite the sirens and commotion, police said.

Dan Johnson, 24, was arrested on the scene and charged with burglary.

Officer Chad Anthony said in his arrest report that it took quite an effort to rouse the suspect from a deep slumber.

"After about two to three minutes, Johnson stood up. I saw that he was very intoxicated," he wrote.

The report said Johnson was found with a cell phone belonging to one of the victims in his pocket and $US4 in cash, also apparently stolen.

Johnson is suspected of kicking down a door at the residence and also trying to gain entry by using garden trimmers to pry open a door, the report said.

Police said the couple told officers a man they did not know had fallen asleep in bed with them.

Johnson and the victims would not comment on the incident.

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    well (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (03.31.2004 5:39:40 PM EST)

    I guess he got tired..

    hah (1 reply)
    started by abby
    (03.31.2004 1:17:26 PM EST)

    Talk about slrrping with the enemy.

    Damn (0 replies)  
    started by thecritic
    (03.31.2004 7:00:29 AM EST)


    What the hell is in the water up there.

    The freaking victims themselves slept through the noise of a door being kicked in, garden trimmers prying, and a damn drunk climbing into bed with them.

    Knowing that being drunk he didn't tip toe through the freaking house either.

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