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 Redneck Couple Of The Year, 2003 | | By: luvly1 | Published: 04/30/2004 | | |  |
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Meet Dan Gilchrist and Paula Parris. The Tennessee couple spent Tuesday (Sept 30th,2003) afternoon making love.
While a commendable act, the lovebirds were caught trysting on Gilchrist's front lawn, in full view of the neighbors, one of whom called 911 to report, "They're, they're fucking out here in the yard. And everything else. They're having sex out here, and people are running by."
According to this Maury County Sheriff's report, Gilchrist, 45, and Parris, 44, were barely clothed and liquored up when deputies arrived.
Both were charged with indecent exposure and public intoxication, while Gilchrist was also cited for disorderly conduct.
 
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daburner2
(04.30.2004 8:27:02 PM EST)
You have to wonder how was the weather¿ I would not want to do that in the rain.
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Sunshine
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(04.30.2004 8:26:22 PM EST)
You have to wonder how was the weather¿ I would not want to do that in the rain.
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Sunshine
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daburner2
(04.30.2004 8:25:48 PM EST)
You have to wonder how was the weather¿ I would not want to do that in the rain.
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I wonder
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roger
(04.30.2004 4:12:10 PM EST)
How much of it they watched before they called the police.
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