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Naked students ride the 'Nemesis Inferno' roller coaster at Thorpe Park in Surrey, southern England, May 21, 2004, during their attempt to break the world record for the most naked people to ride on a roller coaster. The group successfully set a new official world record on Friday with a total of 81 volunteers completing the attempt.
Not that I like...
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started by
luvly1
(06.09.2004 12:05:48 PM EST)
roller coasters...
but this is great idea for breaking a record.
I must admit.....
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started by
willi
(06.08.2004 6:31:34 PM EST)
inverted nipples has never been a big turn on for me.
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