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Oregon Doctor Jailed For Sex Bill

By: AnonymousPublished: 06/27/2004
 
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An Oregon doctor, who had sex with a patient and then charged the state $5,000 for his "treatments", has been jailed for 60 days and stripped of his licence.

Dr Randall J Smith, 50, told the woman that massaging her "trigger points" would ease her pelvic pain.

The treatments led to sexual intercourse and Smith billed the Oregon Health Plan for the 45-minute sessions at the Adventist Health Medical Group clinic in Gresham, Oregon, near Portland.

Smith must also perform 200 hours of community service and pay $1105 in fines and is on probation for 18 months as part of the plea agreement. He also turned in his medical licence.

Though he pleaded guilty to submitting false health care claims, a felony, Smith maintained the sex with the 47-year-old woman was consensual.

Adventist repaid the $5000 to the state, David Russell, clinic administrator for the hospital said.

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    trigger points? (0 replies)
    started by simonsez
    (06.28.2004 8:42:48 PM EST)

    can i get a transcript of this? does it tell where these trigger points are?


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    BTW.... (3 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (06.27.2004 2:01:11 PM EST)


    It says the patient was a 47 year-old Oregon woman. I'll bet it was Meesha.

    Waaaaaaaaa hahahahahahahahaha!

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    "Massaging her trigger points" (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (06.27.2004 10:12:42 AM EST)


    Great line, I'll have to remember that one.

    Tough being a doc. When I'm lousy in the sack I don't get a repeat performance. The doc gets sued for malpractice.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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