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Its A Cat Eat Dog World Out There!

By: babybearPublished: 09/14/2004
 
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A giant catfish is suspected of having eaten a dog in a German lake near the Polish border.

The estimated 1.5 metre catfish has been making waves in the small lake near Gueldendorf for several years, the Berliner Kurier newspaper reported on Friday.

Catfish are generally scavengers that feed on plants and animals on the beds of lakes and rivers. They can on rare occasions grow up to 4.5 metres and weigh up to 300kg.

But the giant fish has developed other tastes and is emptying the lake of all the other fish. Now a small dachshund dog is believed to have been pulled under and eaten, said the report.

Lutz Affedlt, head of the Gueldendorfer Fisherman's Club, says the fish was probably planted in the lake by someone.

Several club members say they have had the phantom fish on their lines but that it has always broken off.

Attempts to net the giant catfish and to use electroshocks to stun it have so far failed.

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    food for thought (0 replies)
    started by donutncoffee
    (09.16.2004 9:23:06 PM EST)

    do they even have cat fish in germany???????

    sounds bogus to me

    There's Something Fishy (0 replies)
    started by obxbeachbum
    (09.14.2004 11:21:30 PM EST)

    About this story. Catfish are bottom feeders that eat mainly dead scummy stuff. That guy ran over his wifes dog and ditched the evidence in the lake. Then blamed it on the fish.

    An end with horror is better than horror without end.

    Dam that remind's me... (0 replies)
    started by michaelcarl
    (09.14.2004 4:57:14 PM EST)

    I read a story like this last month, but the catfish had the boy's arm up to the shoulder. Those are sum mean mo-fo's!

    I'm a Clown you Idoit!

    All the great stuff I contribute (0 replies)
    started by babybear
    (09.14.2004 4:34:08 AM EST)


    And this shit gets posted.
    Go figure?

    Make up your mind (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (09.14.2004 2:06:22 AM EST)


    Did the fish eat a dachshund or a dog?

    I'll bet this critter becomes a legend to rival Nessie.

    Hey, Meesha, do your cats like to travel? Waaaa hahahahahaha!

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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